Between Her Biscuits (The Svensson Brothers 4)
Alina JacobsThe world is a cold dead place. You would think so too if you grew up in a polygamist cult. Everyone was crazy—My father, his wives, my older brothers who abandoned me. Though I can’t escape the crazy brothers, I think I’ve finally managed to find balance. Until some crazy curvy girl storms into my restaurant interrupts my date and dumps the entire table’s worth of food on me. Sadie I swear I’m not crazy. I just have a little problem. Ok, a big problem. No, not the fact that my father and his girlfriend stole my identity and my college tuition money. No, not the fact that I did not go to school for something marketable and am now unemployed. I mean those are big problems but I have a huge problem. I’m still a virgin at age twenty-four. In hindsight, I shouldn’t have gone to a private all women college, but now I need a man, immediately. A big one, because like I said I have a big virginity problem Parker seems perfect in his online profile. Rich, handsome, multiple PhDs, CTO of a huge company. ‘Til he stands me up and I see him on a date with another girl. Yes, I freaked the f-out. No, jail wasn’t fun. And it also wasn’t fun when I showed up for my new job the next day to find out that, guess who, is my new boss. But he is big—in more ways than one. And I do have a big problem. Common sense says to find anyone other than Parker Svensson with his scowl, his obnoxious boasting about his net worth, and his drool-worthy, washboard abs. But when he offers to help me solve my huge virginity problem, well let’s just say I don’t want him for his brain, I’m only after his body.